I'm looking for a website, were i can chat with girls, that like to fart, or that are into kink fart ?

I fantasize about being able to sniff random girls/women's farts, female co-workers -cracks, up close to my nose, sniffing panties, and especially a girl farting in my face, and forcing me to keep my nose in there, to breathe all of it in. I'm serious. It's a kink of mine, and I don't know where to look, or how to try to go about asking someone if, they wouldn't mind farting in my face. No smart remarks please. I'm not a weirdo by far, just smart enough not to share my dirty thoughts with people who know me. Thanks for the input, or suggestions. I hope i get lucky soon, and actually get a chance to try it, or at-least text, chat, or email stories/messages with a young lady. Thanks